[Kzyxtalk] A convenient plague.

[Marco McClean]

Subject: A convenient plague.

/"That's what happens, then. You keep shooting off your mouth and the 
next thing you know they put a bag over your head and put you out, and 
you wake up in a hotel bed with a murdered underage prostitute, blood 
all over, reporters bust in the door, popping flashbulbs, and that's it 
for you. Now wise up, clam up, and leave town for a couple of months and 
cool off. Go to Florida. I'll clean up this end. You're off the story."/

The recording of last night's (2020-03-13) Memo of the Air: Good Night 
Radio show on KNYO-LP Fort Bragg and KMEC-LP Ukiah is right here:
https://tinyurl.com/KNYO-MOTA-0376

Furthermore,  at https://MemoOfTheAir.wordpress.com you'll find a fresh 
batch of dozens of links to not necessarily radio-useful but nonetheless 
worthwhile educational items I set aside for you while gathering the 
show together. Such as:

Where COVID-19 really came from, despite the testimony of an Indian 
cosmologist who insists in the London Daily Mail that the virus attacked 
China in a meteor from God, or rather /one/ of the gods they have in 
India: the elephant-man guy, or the toothy woman with all the arms, 
maybe, or the Monkey King. They have some fancy gods. We just have the 
one jealous angry capricious smitey old beardo and his hippie son and 
the boy's magical twelve-year-old mother. I collect the whole series of 
grocery-store Mexican Catholic candles. My favorite is Jesus' big hand, 
with the fingers coming off and shooting rainbows of fire and a lady's 
eye-shadow eye in the palm. That's fancy enough. We can compete. (9 min.)
http://misscellania.blogspot.com/2020/03/where-coronavirus-came-from.html

Oh. Oh, the poor thing. Wouldn't it be nice if this sort of treatment 
worked on abused people as fast and well as it works on an abused dog.
https://www.bitsandpieces.us/2020/03/08/aggressive-dog-gives-in-to-hugs/

Vote on Trump's best words. Like: 20,014. As in the year twenty thousand 
fourteen. Also: airmputs. As in, patriotic Americans in the 
Revolutionary War shut down the airmputs against the British. And not 
just any airmputs, but LaGuardia on down, all the airmputs.
http://www.cc.com/shows/the-daily-show-with-trevor-noah/best-word-bracket

What you'd get if somebody rich decided to put up a skyscraper in 
Mendocino, with the Historical Review Board watching. Somebody rich is 
/rich/, so of course they could do what they want, but it would have to 
look something like this, to preserve the historic whatever, and because 
it's a small world after all.
https://imgur.com/6eK4m2n

And Sarah Palin in a fluffy pink cotton candy bunnybear suit bellowing 
/Baby Got Back/ on teevee, because you are finally insane. No-one can 
hear or see her but you. Go on, find out, ask someone.
https://news.avclub.com/not-today-satan-we-whisper-as-sarah-palin-serenade-1842282577

-- 
Marco McClean, memo at mcn.org,
https://MemoOfTheAir.wordpress.com