[Kzyxtalk] *Memo of the Air: Good Night Radio tonight! (and a separate item)

[Marco McClean]

On 4/11/2018 7:47 AM, Mike Jamieson wrote:
 > "...We were on freeway 80 heading west, at first we think was a 
drone. But when we close to it, it was big whit lights shape blue and 
yellow . Stop and after move fast up and down. Left and right. And then 
stop again. Then just despair..."

Mike, despair is near the very lowest point on the Scientology tone 
scale, which itself is low on plenty of other scales. In this case I see 
no cause for despair. I've never been abducted by space aliens, but when 
I was four Doctor Meyers, who had a lovely Porche of the time period, 
stuck a thermometer up my butt, which might be close to what you felt. 
It's not good, but you know they're gonna take out whatever they put in 
there and let you go. They're not gonna like murder your whole family 
and stick you in Guantanamo and drown and revive you twenty times a week 
and never let you out. And then he gave me a lollypop, which was just 
confusing. What a world.

But so many have been abducted by aliens and have come forward to tell 
about it. Here are some true stories told by real abductees. Apparently 
your experience depends on which aliens grab you, the A-team or the 
B-team (or the Z-team, in the case of abductee Kate M.) and also on what 
sort of mood they're in. Since 1947 they're just arriving in huge 
numbers and doing what they do and it's rather a crap-shoot as to what 
transpires.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfPdYYsEfAE
-and-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kELDEdMbkyg

I'm a big fan of all three of the Stargate teevee series (SG-1, 
Atlantis, and Universe). One of my favorite episodes of Stargate SG-1 
involves the team turning the tables on a rare /evil/ gray alien and 
knocking him out, so he wakes up confused, strapped to his own 
abduction-and-probe table, sees the humans standing over him and says 
quietly to himself, comically bewildered, "This-- /this/ is not 
right..." See, he's usually on the other end of things. That's what's 
/not right/ to him; he's not the one in control now.

*IN OTHER NEWS: I'll be in Fort Bragg for tonight's MOTA radio show. If 
you want to talk about your project, or play your new song, or read your 
poetry or confessional or erotic memoir or alien abduction testimony or 
whatever, you can drop by 325 N. Franklin, next door to the Tip Top bar, 
after 9pm and just wander in. Head for the lighted room at the back and 
you're safe and warm and on the air. I promise you, nobody will get 
anywhere near your backside. And there's chocolate, and maybe also 
pickles, I haven't decided yet about that. And a secret present for Jon 
and Molly; I meant to give it months ago but keep forgetting. It's in 
the car; I'll just go out and get it if you come in; I know you're busy.

The deadline to email writing to be read on MOTA is always about 5 or 
6pm the night of the show. So you've got a little while to get that 
together for tonight. Just paste your poem or essay or kvetch or sale 
item or event notice into the body of an email, check that it's going to 
memo at mcn.org and not to the whole group, unless that's what you want, 
and press /send/.

Besides that, you can have /your own whole regular real radio show of 
your own style and devising/ on KNYO. Contact Bob Young: 
bobb at poetworld.net and introduce yourself; he'll fix you up.

Memo of the Air: Good Night Radio: Every Friday, 9pm to 4 or 5am on 
107.7fm KNYO-LP Fort Bragg, and 105.1fm KMEC-LP Ukiah. And also there 
and anywhere else via http://knyo.org or http://kmecradio.org and if 
none of that works for you try http://TuneIn.com and look up KNYO-LP. 
Generally about eighty-percent of all that complex machinery works 
without a hitch, and that should be good enough for anybody.

-- 
Marco McClean
memo at mcn.org
http://MemoOfTheAir.wordpress.com