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POLAR BEARS AND GRIZZLIES TO MERGE


NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—In what observers are calling the  
largest merger ever between two species of mammal capable of mauling  
humans to death, polar bears and grizzly bears announced on Friday  
that they were joining forces in a friendly acquisition.

If the merger goes through, the polar bears and grizzly bears would  
together be able to terrorize a much larger landmass than ever  
before, experts said.

Speaking at a packed press conference in New York accompanied by  
their investment bankers from Goldman Sachs, the jubilant bears gave  
their spin on the unprecedented deal.

“To say that we’re excited would be an understatement,” said a  
spokesman for the grizzlies. “For years, we’ve admired the way  
polar bears have dismembered hikers who’ve encroached on their  
territory. To be on the same team with talent like that—whoa. It’s  
a dream come true.”

While critics of the merger have argued that it is anticompetitive, a  
spokesman for the polar bears disagreed.

“I think working with the grizzlies is just going to push us to  
savage more human flesh than ever before. Speaking for myself, I’m  
ready to start mauling,” he said, underscoring his point by eating a  
reporter.

The merger is not expected to face regulatory hurdles.

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