[Oceanwavequilters] Fwd: MCMR- Breaking News: Medical professionals regarding easing lockdown

[Ginwoodw]

Read this.  It's really very clever.  Made me smile.   Ginny


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From: Frank Smith <fws at prxy.com>
To: Ben Sochacki <benzacct at gmail.com>
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Sent: Tue, Apr 13, 2021 6:25 am
Subject: Re: MCMR- Breaking News: Medical professionals regarding easing lockdown

This makes a lot of sense to me Ben, even right to the end. Some very clever people wrote this.
Happy Rails 🚂
Frank



On Apr 12, 2021, at 6:19 PM, Ben Sochacki <benzacct at gmail.com> wrote:


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Medical experts in the US today were asked if it is time to ease the COVID lockdowns.
  
 Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.Gastroenterologist had a sort of a gut feeling about it, but Neurologists thought the government had a lot of nerve. Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a misconception, while Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.Many Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while Pediatricians said, "Oh, grow up!"Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while Radiologists could see right through it.Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and pharmacists claimed it would be a bitter pill to swallow. Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would "put a whole new face on the matter." Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but Urologists were pissed off by the whole idea. Anesthetists thought the whole idea was a gas, and Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.  In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in politics. 


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