<html><head><meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html charset=windows-1252"><meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html charset=windows-1252"><meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html charset=windows-1252"></head><body style="word-wrap: break-word; -webkit-nbsp-mode: space; -webkit-line-break: after-white-space; "><span class="Apple-Mail-URLShareSharedContentClass" style="position: relative !important; "><div id="article" class="auto-hyphenated" style="-webkit-hyphens: auto; "><div class="page" style="font-size: 20px; font-family: Palatino, Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; line-height: 1.4; text-align: justify; "><h1 class="title" style="font-size: 1.33em; line-height: 1.25em; text-align: center; -webkit-hyphens: manual; "><span style="font-size: 23px; "><br></span> USEFUL PHRASES FOR THE SURVEILLANCE STATE</h1><p style="font-size: 14px; "><img alt="boro-cell-phone.jpg" width="580" height="387" class="reader-image-large" style="float: none; margin: auto auto 0.75em; max-width: 100%; display: block; " id="d1ffc2b9-1ecd-4b73-81b1-a86c8352a038" apple-width="yes" apple-height="yes" src="cid:B3F8D36A-DD11-4096-BF63-7C4EC8390509@att.net"></p><p style="font-size: 16px; "><b>NEW YORK</b> —In the event that the U.S. government is monitoring your conversations, here are some useful phrases to insert into your phone calls, texts, or e-mails:</p><p style="font-size: 16px; ">I think the N.S.A. is awesome.</p><p style="font-size: 16px; ">I just reread “Nineteen Eighty-Four”—it actually has a lot of good ideas in it!</p><p style="font-size: 16px; ">There’s no such thing as a “bad” drone.</p><div style="font-size: 16px; "><p>Sure am glad that I never talk to any foreigners.</p><p>I wouldn’t know the first thing about making ricin.</p><p>The Fourth Amendment is overrated.</p><p>If you ask me, Guantánamo is full of nothing but complainers.</p><p>Just changed my Facebook status from “Single” to “In a Relationship with America.”</p><p>I’m pretty sure my neighbor is cheating on his taxes.</p><p><br></p></div></div></div></span><span class="Apple-Mail-URLShareUserContentBottomClass" style="line-height: 14px !important; text-align: left !important; "></span></body></html>