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<body class='hmmessage'><div dir='ltr'>what's not to love about KZYX's new fundraising experience? .. it's the 'Quiet Drive':<div><br></div><div><br></div><div><a href="http://www.kzyx.org/index.php/entry/the-june-quiet-drive" target="_blank">http://www.kzyx.org/index.php/entry/the-june-quiet-drive</a></div><div><br></div><div><br></div><div>yes, ladies and gentlemen .. your friendly KZYX managers don't have to grovel anymore .. they don't </div><div><br></div><div><br></div><div>have to beg .. they don't even have to ask .. all they have to do is sit there .. and run out the clock .. </div><div><br></div><div><br></div><div>remember .. these people work on salary .. so they've got nothing to lose .. </div><div><br></div><div><br></div><div>the 'Quiet Drive' goal is $75,000 .. and they've already raised it .. technically .. remember the board </div><div><br></div><div><br></div><div>meeting at Point Noyo a few weeks ago? .. and the amount that one of those salaried people was </div><div><br></div><div><br></div><div>asking to be approved as a line of credit? .. yeah .. it was $75,000:</div><div><br></div><div><br></div><div><a href="http://theava.com/archives/56316" target="_blank">http://theava.com/archives/56316</a></div><div><br></div><div><br></div><div>the problem with normal pledge drives is this .. it takes programmers .. with actual content .. and </div><div><br></div><div><br></div><div>followers with actual money .. even then, it ain't easy .. for folks to come to Jesus, you need -- well </div><div><br></div><div><br></div><div>-- Jesus .. but here you've got fewer programmers .. and less content .. with a lot more competition .. </div><div><br></div><div><br></div><div>nonprofits in Mendocino County are doubling every five years .. so get your game face on KZYX .. </div><div><br></div><div><br></div><div>put on your shortest skirt .. your tightest blouse .. lipstick .. and kneepads .. with your 'Quiet Drive' .. </div><div><br></div><div><br></div><div>if it doesn't work out, that's okay .. there's always bankruptcy .. but employee wages aren't </div><div><br></div><div><br></div><div>dischargeable in bankruptcy, are they? .. so salaried management is okay .. but who's holding the </div><div><br></div><div><br></div><div>bag on the $75,000 line of credit? .. good question .. the lender is Savings Bank of Mendocino </div><div><br></div><div><br></div><div>County .. they loan NOTHING without collateral .. MCPB can't cover that .. so who can? .. </div><div><br></div><div><br></div><div>in all likelihood, it's deep-pocket board members .. like the gullible people at MCTV .. who had to </div><div><br></div><div><br></div><div>pay off MCTV's corporate debt out of their own pockets .. for being stupid .. </div><div><br></div><div><br></div><div>so let the champagne flow .. and the ganja burn .. for the next six months, it's party time in Philo .. </div><div><br></div><div><br></div><div><br></div><div><br></div><div><br></div><div><br></div><div><br></div><div><br></div><div><br></div><div><br></div><div><br></div><div><br></div> </div></body>
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