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<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'>At popular request I’ve been working on the 7-second censorship
guidebook. Once the delay unit has been activated all concerned will be trained
at their request (or management’s insistence) on how to use the 7-second
delay to obliterate a one hour public affairs program. The short version is as
follows:<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p>
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<li class=MsoNormal style='mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1'><font size=2 face=Arial><span
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial'>Once the program host has
turned on the microphone to go on the air, immediately press the delay
button. That will keep the audience from hearing seven seconds of
questionable comments.<o:p></o:p></span></font></li>
<li class=MsoNormal style='mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1'><font size=2 face=Arial><span
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial'>Count to seven.<o:p></o:p></span></font></li>
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<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'>Then proceed as follows: <o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p>
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<li class=MsoNormal style='mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1'><font size=2 face=Arial><span
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial'>Press the button again.<o:p></o:p></span></font></li>
<li class=MsoNormal style='mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1'><font size=2 face=Arial><span
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial'>Count to seven.<o:p></o:p></span></font></li>
<li class=MsoNormal style='mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1'><font size=2 face=Arial><span
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial'>Press the button again.<o:p></o:p></span></font></li>
<li class=MsoNormal style='mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1'><font size=2 face=Arial><span
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial'>Repeat as needed. <o:p></o:p></span></font></li>
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<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'>Note: <o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'>: You will need to remain vigilant. <o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'>: 59-minutes of public affairs programming will require 506
consecutive button pushes. <o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'>: I know that the true believers, those committed to
maximizing the Big Brother nature of this Censorship machine will keep the
faith. <o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'>: Try alternating digits. Start with the index finger, then
use the thumb. <o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'>: Others prefer to use the right index finger, then the left
index finger. <o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'>: As an option, lefties may use the left index finger first.<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'>: (The index finger is the pointy one next to your thumb used
to, oh, ah, point to things.)<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'>: By alternating fingers you may be able to extend your time
at the button.<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'>: Consider organizing into groups of two or more to handle 56-second
shifts. <o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'>: You may wish to organize into teams of believers to alternate
pushing the button.<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'>: Please limber up before you approach the delay unit. <o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'>: You may wish to keep a tube of hand cream available. <o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'>: Also, we will be placing the 73-page guidebook in the
studio. In it you’ll find the long history of 7-second censorship, from Abraham
Lincoln’s original 285-word Gettysburg Address (later censored to 272
words), to Guglielmo Marconi’s first foray into the 7-second machine in
1923, to the arrest (in 1964) of William T. “Buzzy” Watson for
secretly installing the machine in the studio of KFRC to stop the Beatles from
being played, and more. It’s a real page turner.<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'>Keep the faith. Be strong. We can change the world, seven
seconds at a time.<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face="Bodoni MT Black"><span style='font-size:
10.0pt;font-family:"Bodoni MT Black"'>David Steffen</span></font><o:p></o:p></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face="Bodoni MT Black"><span style='font-size:
10.0pt;font-family:"Bodoni MT Black"'>KZYX Business Development</span></font><o:p></o:p></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face="Bodoni MT Black"><span style='font-size:
10.0pt;font-family:"Bodoni MT Black"'>(707) 895-2324 office</span></font><o:p></o:p></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face="Bodoni MT Black"><span style='font-size:
10.0pt;font-family:"Bodoni MT Black"'>(707) 322-9895 cell</span></font><o:p></o:p></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face="Bodoni MT Black"><span style='font-size:
10.0pt;font-family:"Bodoni MT Black"'>(707) 895-2451 fax</span></font><o:p></o:p></p>
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