[Kzyxtalk] Princess Poopooly has plenty papaya; she likes to give it away.
Marco McClean
memo at mcn.org
Sat May 6 20:15:55 PDT 2023
Subject: Princess Poopooly has plenty papaya; she likes to give it away.
/"You'll find the secret plans in Professor Lymon's safe. And take these
purple gas bombs with you. They'll be silent but effective weapons if
anyone interferes." -The Scarab/
Here's the recording of last night's (2023-05-05) eight-hour-long Memo
of the Air: Good Night Radio show on 107.7fm KNYO-LP Fort Bragg (CA) and
KNYO.org:
https://tinyurl.com/KNYO-MOTA-0539
Email /your/ written work and I'll read it on the very next Memo of the
Air on KNYO.
Besides all that, at https://MemoOfTheAir.wordpress.com you'll find a
fresh batch of dozens of links to not necessarily radio-useful but
nonetheless worthwhile items I set aside for you while gathering the
show together. Such as:
"These pretty girls have been trained to manufacture transistors to
fight the Communist Menace. Working hunched over the magnifying glass
with nimble fingers and specialized tools each girl can turn out three
transistors in a single ten-hour shift, even with five five-minute
cigaret breaks." For a sweatshop of a hundred girls that's thirty
transistors an hour. It could be more if they were allowed to smoke at
their stations. It seems like someone should have thought to get
together on this point between management and the union. Maybe they did
but problems developed. I don't know.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9xUQWo4vN0
Typewriter, mechanical marvel. I've had a number of typewriters in my
life, but the one I wish I had back was an army-surplus all-metal Corona
electric. It had a solid feel to it and a magical compulsion, like
Gwilan's Harp made Gwilan play. For some unfathomable reason I loaned it
to Oliver Elfhost, and man and machine symbiotically used each other to
write dozens of articles connecting singer Roy Orbison and a famous
old-time Western pulp novelist whose name escapes me (Zane Grey? Louis
L'Amour?) and Sir Edward de Vere who, according to Oliver, wrote the
plays that many still attribute to William Shakespeare. But the
typewriter left Oliver when it found another person to use, the way it
left me after we wrote /Who Bombed Bill Bixby/ and /Folding Yourself In
Half, Son/ and /Two Dozen Million-Dollar Ideas/ for the newspaper
version of Memo thirty years ago.
https://theawesomer.com/how-a-mechanical-typewriter-works/704847/
And here's a little girl's secret of focus and precision: She's not
screaming to energize herself and punctuate the fight dance, she's
screaming /for/ each attacker she imagines she's stabbing. I think that
in her mind they're the ones screaming. Their blood agony drives her
performance. Result: in a real fight, she will not hesitate; she'll do
what needs to be done. A few short years after this, in high school,
piss her off at your peril, awkwardly rapey teenage boy or smarmy Dean
of Girls. Because that sword will be hidden strapped to her
ramrod-straight back with the hilt peeking up from her collar, ready to
hand and always on her mind. When the amulet her strange grandmother
bequeathed her reveals that she's the reincarnation of the assassin who
put down the Demon Azathoth in the Before Age and her timeless mission
on Earth resumes, even that won't surprise her.
https://twitter.com/Figensport/status/1652066407885180930
Marco McClean, memo at mcn.org
https://MemoOfTheAir.wordpress.com
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