[Kzyxtalk] The nonstop shrieking steam-calliope of history.
Marco McClean
memo at mcn.org
Sat Apr 22 17:29:48 PDT 2023
Subject: The nonstop shrieking steam-calliope of history.
/"Given a choice, the vast majority of people prefer to live in a
dictatorship, as long as the dictator has the same tastes they do. They
like the idea that the HOA controls what color they paint their house,
as long as the HOA tells people to use colors they already like. They
like the idea that the HOA controls what people do with their property,
as long as the HOA says they have to do things they were already going
to do anyway. People blather on and on about freedom, but the ugly truth
is freedom really means people doing things you personally don't like."
-Franklin Veaux/
Here's the recording of last night's (2023-04-21) eight-hour-long Memo
of the Air: Good Night Radio show on 107.7fm KNYO-LP Fort Bragg (CA) and
KNYO.org:
https://tinyurl.com/KNYO-MOTA-0537
This particular show has all the features. RD Beacon, Del Potter, Paul
Modic, Louis Bedrock, Douglas Coulter, Notty Bumbo, Emjay Wilson,
Madeline Hagen, Caitlin Johnstone, Sarah Burris, Kent Wallace, Bruce
Anderson, The Major (Mark Scaramella), Mitch Clogg, Ezekiel Krahlin (and
Lucky and Flaco), Warren Hinckle (RIP), David Herstle Jones, creepy-eyed
pregnant Midge, an entire jokes section, dream journal section, and
twenty minutes of rapid-fire creepy-funny lies that mothers all over the
world have told their children, all ending with Vincent Ialenti blowing
our minds, as Jean Shepherd once did, with a vision of the far future,
contemplation of times that will come, when each and all of us, all we
care about and argue about and squabble over and build up and tear down
and buy and sell and worship and revile, will be long ago and entirely
forgotten, and that's a fact.
Email /your/ written work and I'll read it on the very next Memo of the
Air on KNYO.
Besides all that, at https://MemoOfTheAir.wordpress.com you'll find a
fresh batch of dozens of links to not necessarily radio-useful but
nonetheless worthwhile items I set aside for you while gathering the
show together. Such as:
There's the endless expansion theory, the big crunch theory, and then
there's the /cosmic washing machine theory/, which is gaining adherents.
The sound this universe makes can be heard by huffing gasoline. It's
kind of /whanga-whanga-whanga-whanga-whanga/ going in and out of a
squeezed tinnitus whine.
https://twitter.com/i/status/1647417245914611713
First generation of human-Gray hybrids, the early carefree days. That
thing disguised as a rearview mirror? It's a tiny rectangular
interocitor. How happy they are in this image. The world is their
oyster, ripe for plucking, even in a month with an R in it, even though
you can tell who they are among us today because they can't make that
Scottish-Spanish Shakespearean rolling-R sound, nor open and close their
nostrils without using their fingers. They have some advantages but they
don't have the gene for those specific things. (via Fark)
https://images2.bonhams.com/image?src=Images/live/2021-01/28/25042713-1-1.jpg
What's really wrong here is, the glass frame is not fastened down
properly and it could fall and shatter. But people who are pissed off
because they think this school carnival game is sexually sick and
inappropriate and a foot in the door for Satan (!), and who want the
whole school staff fired for allowing it, are the ones with a screw
loose. Or... wait... maybe the problem is one of disgust quotient. The
game contestants' tongues are forever separated, spectators know that,
but the lizard part of their brains doesn't know that. This reminds me
of something I read years ago about how science has shown that
right-wing authoritarian people, Evangelicals, racists, etc., are much
more /viscerally disgusted/ by nearly everything than normal people are,
and more driven by irrational primal fear in general. Even fear of their
own thoughts, their own imagination, however stunted it might be. So
they need to control others to keep them from doing and saying things
that witnessing electrifies their misunderstanding and hatred of
themselves. In a nutshell.
https://www.yaktrinews.com/news/education/parents-upset-over-whip-cream-licking-event-at-kennewick-middle-school/article_8539c602-d95f-11ed-8078-a78bd7a00e54.html
"You wanna take mah firearm, you jes' come and trah ta take it from me.
With your warm soft lib'rul hands! You want mah gun? Come /kiss/ me fur
it, you weak soft pussy lib'ruls! Spank me fur it, hard, uh, but not
hard enough ta hurt me, just enough so ah still feel safe." (via Tacky
Raccoons) (You might have to click the sound on. Top-right.)
https://www.facebook.com/reel/183383177834300
Marco McClean, memo at mcn.org
https://MemoOfTheAir.wordpress.com
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