[Kzyxtalk] Oh, Afghanistan (you can leave your hat on).
Marco McClean
memo at mcn.org
Sat Aug 21 19:44:56 PDT 2021
Subject: Oh, Afghanistan (you can leave your hat on).
/"And I asked the Lord: Lord, why is there only one set of footprints in
the sand here? And the Lord answered, That is when your friend died of
an easily preventable disease."/
The recording of last night's (2021-08-20) Memo of the Air: Good Night
Radio show on 107.7fm KNYO-LP Fort Bragg (CA) is right here:
https://tinyurl.com/KNYO-MOTA-0450
BESIDES ALL THAT, at https://MemoOfTheAir.wordpress.com you'll find a
fresh batch of dozens of links to not necessarily radio-useful but
nonetheless worthwhile items I set aside for you while gathering that
show together. Such as, for instance:
Interpretive pressure dance.
https://misscellania.blogspot.com/2021/08/hydraulic-press-interpretive-dance.html
Tour Josephine Baker's famous entirely imaginary French house.
https://misscellania.blogspot.com/2021/08/inside-bizarre-lost-house-for-josephine.html
"Everything is so vivid that it's a kind of nothing. That’s why you just
laugh." Oooh-kay. It reminds me of the project of a man I knew who was
peaceful and mild and slow to the point of seeming mentally retarded
(that's what enlightenment looks like) –I remember he wouldn't look
directly at you but smile aimed slightly off to the side, like at your
ear. One day in Headlands Coffeehouse, in the early oh-ohs, he gave me a
battery powered electric fan with a speed control on it, that he'd taped
long black cardboard blades on. "Here's what to do," he said. "Look at
the sun with your eyes closed, hold this up in the way, so it's a shadow
on your eyelids, and speed it up and slow it down, kind of /tune/ it,
until…" I said, "Until what." He smiled even wider and said, "/You’ll/
see."
https://boingboing.net/2021/08/17/would-you-be-willing-to-neuro-hack-your-way-to-enlightenment.html
And when a demon from Hell comes in your mouth, and you take the problem
to a professional to get that seen, here is what you can expect.
Apparently it burns like fire for the exorcist to shpritz your jeans
with magic water. When he demands your name, you drool and faint. And
when he bops you on the head he's not really hitting you all that hard;
he makes the cartoon sound of the hit by yelling BOOM! or BAM! into his
microphone. You go to the bathroom, the white stuff comes out, and
you're cured. That wasn't so bad, was it? /Next./
https://boingboing.net/2021/08/19/oral-sex-demon-banished.html
--
Marco McClean, memo at mcn.org
https://MemoOfTheAir.wordpress.com
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