[Kzyxtalk] More gauze.

[Marco McClean]

Subject: More gauze

/"Put your finger on this knot, please." "All right, but don't do 
anything funny." "I'm not doing anything funny, I'm sewing up the 
patient. It's you who starts these things." "All right, all right." "Oh, 
I do love you so." "Please. Please let go of my finger. I knew you were 
going to do something like this." "Don't pull back! I do, I love you, I 
love you." "Let go of my finger." "Don't pull back, you're pulling the 
stitches."/

The recording of last night's (2020-12-25) Memo of the Air: Good Night 
Radio show on KNYO-LP Fort Bragg is right here:
https://tinyurl.com/KNYO-MOTA-0416

The show has everything for Xmas and its aftermath that your quarantine 
bubble will ever need. Plus yodeling cowboy singers, the best. Real 
cowboys, not Sears cowboys.

Further, at https://MemoOfTheAir.wordpress.com you'll find a fresh batch 
of dozens of links to not necessarily radio-useful but nonetheless 
worthwhile educational items I set aside for you while gathering the 
show together. Such as:

Nichols and May – More gauze. Part of what I like about this is 
imagining Ferren and Jill Taylor doing the sketch, just right on top of 
the microphone, their cheeks touching. (Hi, Ferren! Hi, Jill!)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ox2PhldUNC8

You want to start crying from watching young people be great at 
something? Here, knock yourself out.
https://theawesomer.com/figure-skating-to-metallica/603990/

A sweet little true story by Weird Al Yankovic. It’s not ruined at all 
by noticing that his childhood crush looked just like his mother; 
there’s nothing wrong with that, people look like other people; 
sometimes a cigar is only a cigar.
https://www.facebook.com/weirdal/posts/10158652817531005

And Penny Can. I don’t know who these people are or what the show 
they’re in is. Maybe one of them is named Penny Can. That would make 
sense. Eventually she’d snap and murder them all and they’d be like, 
“What? Why? We thought you liked it,” and expire. (If I had a quarter 
for every time I told my name to someone at a counter and some kid 
behind him at the taco assembly station yelled /POLO!/ and they all 
started laughing like schoolkids laugh at the skinniest or fattest boy 
in the shower room, I could wash my clothes any time I wanted to. I can 
anyway, but I wouldn’t have to go to the store first and get quarters; I 
could just scoop them out of a bag by the door. No jury in the world 
would convict Penny Can.)
https://boingboing.net/2020/12/21/im-back-to-playing-bobby-cobbs-penny-can.html

p.s. If you want me to read on the radio something that you've written, 
just email it to me and that's what I'll do on the very next Memo of the 
Air. That's what I'm here for.

--
Marco McClean, memo at mcn.org
https://MemoOfTheAir.wordpress.com