[Kzyxtalk] Der Yiddische-Yiddische kovboy.

[Marco McClean]

/"We'll get there, Teal. Don't worry. Ya know, the people during the 
Blitz shook their fist at the skies and shouted, COME ON, YA ZULUS, DO 
YOUR WORST!" -Commander Michael (Lucky Jack, Hendo) Henderson/

The recording of last night's (2019-05-17) Memo of the Air: Good Night 
Radio show on KNYO-LP Fort Bragg and KMEC-LP Ukiah is available by one 
or two clicks, depending on whether you want to listen to it now or 
download it and keep it for later and, speaking of which, it's right here:
https://tinyurl.com/KNYO-MOTA-0333

Besides all that, at http://MemoOfTheAir.wordpress.com you can find a 
fresh batch of dozens of links to not necessarily radio-useful but 
nonetheless worthwhile educational items I set aside for you while 
gathering the show together. Such as:

"Are you kidding? Yes, I left art school right after that."  "The 
Vatican didn’t accept it because I had put holes in the eyes. They asked 
me, Can you fill them in? You know, the Pope has a certain image to 
uphold. I said /no/."
https://tinyurl.com/ModernMasterStoneworker

For people who like old train tracks. It's peaceful. Except for the 
police siren that warns dogs off the track; that probably annoys people, 
but it's better than squishing a dog in half. I backed over my 
employer's old cat in the driveway once and it was terrible. Oh, jeez. 
So sad. Poor little Charlie. Fifteen, twenty years ago, longer than the 
cat was ever alive, and I still shudder to think about it.
https://tinyurl.com/CarpathianTrackVan

And here's what’s going on every time a mosquito bites you. It’s not 
really /biting/. It's drilling in a straw, injecting anticoagulant and 
all manner of contagion, and drinking your milkshake. Take a tip: when a 
mosquito is on you, control your smite reaction and let it finish. The 
amount of blood lost is negligible. Let it suck out all the bad stuff it 
just stuck in you. When it slowly, drunkenly flies away, /that's/ when 
to clap your hands together and make an end of it. Then wash your hands, 
don't just wipe them on your pants. And never touch your own eye, nor 
use another person's toothbrush or woodwind mouthpiece. Eating while 
sitting on the toilet is fine, though. The toilet might be the cleanest 
place in your house; it's way cleaner than a grocery trolley or gas 
nozzle or computer keyboard.
https://tinyurl.com/TheNozzleJob

-- 
Marco McClean, memo at mcn.org,
https://MemoOfTheAir.wordpress.com