[Kzyxtalk] Censorship

[David Gurney]

Jeez - Was it something I said?

You bet it was!

This is a cheap dodge of an important question.




On Wed, Mar 5, 2014 at 9:33 AM, David <uw at kzyx.org> wrote:

>      I'll answer questions in a truly respectful way when they are asked
> in a truly respectful way. Until then,
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> Ta Ta.
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> David
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> David Steffen
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> KZYX Business Development
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> (707) 895-2324 office
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> (707) 322-9895 cell
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> (707) 895-2451 fax
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> *From:* kzyxtalk-bounces at lists.mcn.org [mailto:
> kzyxtalk-bounces at lists.mcn.org] *On Behalf Of *David Gurney
> *Sent:* Wednesday, March 05, 2014 9:17 AM
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> *To:* kzyxtalk at lists.mcn.org
> *Subject:* Re: [Kzyxtalk] Censorship
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> Well then, may I respectfully ask why the KZYX website does not list the
> current station manager, program director, or any other official that runs
> the isolated Philo fiefdom? (including the cryptic title "business
> development" you have given yourself?
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> ...
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> On Wed, Mar 5, 2014 at 9:10 AM, David <uw at kzyx.org> wrote:
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> There is no 20-year station manager. In fact, no KZYX station manager has
> lasted more than 5-6 years.
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> As for moving, many people wish to open a Ukiah studio and office. The
> issue is location and cost. The former is in progress. The latter will
> take, at minimum, between $50,000 and $100,000 dollars. That's being worked
> on as well.
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> David
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> David Steffen
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> KZYX Business Development
>
> (707) 895-2324 office
>
> (707) 322-9895 cell
>
> (707) 895-2451 fax
>
>
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>
> *From:* kzyxtalk-bounces at lists.mcn.org [mailto:
> kzyxtalk-bounces at lists.mcn.org] *On Behalf Of *David Gurney
> *Sent:* Wednesday, March 05, 2014 8:53 AM
> *To:* kzyxtalk at lists.mcn.org
> *Subject:* Re: [Kzyxtalk] Censorship
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> Why not just get the hook - for the whole current management of KZYX?
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> Or term limits, of say, seven years?
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> Isn't 20 years long enough for one stattion manager?
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> With all due respect to Mary Aigner & friends, can we please move the
> stattion out of Philo, to Fort Bragg, Ukiah or Mendocino, so that more in
> the county, including the youth, can take part in our/their station?
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> ...
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> On Wed, Mar 5, 2014 at 7:46 AM, David <uw at kzyx.org> wrote:
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> At popular request I've been working on the 7-second censorship guidebook.
> Once the delay unit has been activated all concerned will be trained at
> their request (or management's insistence) on how to use the 7-second delay
> to obliterate a one hour public affairs program. The short version is as
> follows:
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>    1. Once the program host has turned on the microphone to go on the
>    air, immediately press the delay button. That will keep the audience from
>    hearing seven seconds of questionable comments.
>    2. Count to seven.
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> Then proceed as follows:
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>    1. Press the button again.
>    2. Count to seven.
>    3. Press the button again.
>    4. Repeat as needed.
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> Note:
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> : You will need to remain vigilant.
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> : 59-minutes of public affairs programming will require 506 consecutive
> button pushes.
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> : I know that the true believers, those committed to maximizing the Big
> Brother nature of this Censorship machine will keep the faith.
>
> : Try alternating digits. Start with the index finger, then use the thumb.
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> : Others prefer to use the right index finger, then the left index finger.
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> : As an option, lefties may use the left index finger first.
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> : (The index finger is the pointy one next to your thumb used to, oh, ah,
> point to things.)
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> : By alternating fingers you may be able to extend your time at the button.
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> : Consider organizing into groups of two or more to handle 56-second
> shifts.
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> : You may wish to organize into teams of believers to alternate pushing
> the button.
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> : Please limber up before you approach the delay unit.
>
> : You may wish to keep a tube of hand cream available.
>
> : Also, we will be placing the 73-page guidebook in the studio. In it
> you'll find the long history of 7-second censorship, from Abraham Lincoln's
> original 285-word Gettysburg Address (later censored to 272 words), to
> Guglielmo Marconi's first foray into the 7-second machine in 1923, to the
> arrest (in 1964) of William T. "Buzzy" Watson for secretly installing the
> machine in the studio of KFRC to stop the Beatles from being played, and
> more. It's a real page turner.
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> Keep the faith. Be strong. We can change the world, seven seconds at a
> time.
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> David Steffen
>
> KZYX Business Development
>
> (707) 895-2324 <%28707%29%20895-2324> office
>
> (707) 322-9895 <%28707%29%20322-9895> cell
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> (707) 895-2451 <%28707%29%20895-2451> fax
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