[CRNMC] VOTE

[Linda Jupiter]

Greetings,

Laugh at these sad but true sayings, which is why we will all VOTE Yes on Measure S: 

If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.--Jay Leno

The problem with political jokes is they get elected.--Henry Cate, VII

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public
office.--Aesop

If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these State of the Union
speeches, there wouldn?t be any inducement to go to heaven.--Will Rogers

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even
where there is no river.--Nikita Khrushchev

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I?m
beginning to believe it.--Clarence Darrow

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your
opponents will do it for you.--Author unknown

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel,
go out and buy some more tunnel.--John Quinton

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign
funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.--Oscar
Ameringer

I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I
will stop telling the truth about them.--Adlai Stevenson, campaign speech,
1952

A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.--Tex
Guinan

I have come to the conclusion that politics is too serious a matter to be
left to the politicians.--Charles de Gaulle

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to
change the locks.--Doug Larson

Cheers,
Linda
-------------- next part --------------
An HTML attachment was scrubbed...
URL: http://lists.mcn.org/pipermail/crn/attachments/20141031/38923905/attachment.html