<html><head><meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"></head><body style="word-wrap: break-word; -webkit-nbsp-mode: space; line-break: after-white-space;" class="">Thank you, very entertaining!<div class="">Love ,Lee<br class=""><div><br class=""><blockquote type="cite" class=""><div class="">On Apr 3, 2021, at 9:37 PM, Taylor Slevin via Thespiritexpress <<a href="mailto:thespiritexpress@lists.mcn.org" class="">thespiritexpress@lists.mcn.org</a>> wrote:</div><br class="Apple-interchange-newline"><div class=""><meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8" class=""><div dir="auto" class="">Ha!! Love these, especially the new definitions! <div class="">Thanks for sending. <div class=""><div class="">Laughter is healing medicine. ❤️</div><div class="">Taylor <br class=""><br class=""><div dir="ltr" class="">Sent from my iPhone</div><div dir="ltr" class=""><br class=""><blockquote type="cite" class="">On Apr 2, 2021, at 8:09 PM, rnadeau via Thespiritexpress <<a href="mailto:thespiritexpress@lists.mcn.org" class="">thespiritexpress@lists.mcn.org</a>> wrote:<br class=""><br class=""></blockquote></div><blockquote type="cite" class=""><div dir="ltr" class=""><meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=us-ascii" class=""><div dir="ltr" class="gmail_attr"><br class="">Subject: Modified Words<br class=""></div><div style="word-wrap: break-word; line-break: after-white-space;" class=""><div dir="auto" class=""><div dir="ltr" class=""><div dir="ltr" class=""><div class="gmail_quote"><div dir="auto" class=""><div dir="ltr" class=""><div dir="ltr" class=""><div dir="ltr" class=""><div dir="ltr" class=""><div dir="auto" class=""><div dir="ltr" class=""><div dir="ltr" class=""><div dir="ltr" class=""><div dir="ltr" class=""><div dir="ltr" class=""><div dir="ltr" class=""><div class="gmail_quote"><div dir="auto" class=""><div dir="ltr" class=""><div dir="ltr" class=""><div dir="ltr" class=""><div style="font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;" class=""><div id="m_4203556398660599049m_-7437335923373879901m_1132838314240665954m_6998314322681409702yiv0629080922" class=""><div dir="ltr" class=""><div dir="ltr" class=""><div id="m_4203556398660599049m_-7437335923373879901m_1132838314240665954m_6998314322681409702yiv0629080922m_-325030616896161611m_-4511679000094156585ydpe09bd2abyahoo_quoted_6192481931" class=""><div id="m_4203556398660599049m_-7437335923373879901m_1132838314240665954m_6998314322681409702yiv0629080922m_-325030616896161611m_-4511679000094156585ydpe09bd2abyiv1081911101" class=""><span style="font-size: 12px;" class=""><span style="font-size: 24pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: navy;" class="">The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again invited readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it</span></span><span style="font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""> </span><span style="font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""> </span><span style="font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""> </span><span style="font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(51, 51, 51);" class=""> </span><font size="3" class=""><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""></span></font><span style="font-size: 12px;" class=""><span style="font-size: 24pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: navy;" class="">by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supplying a new definition.</span></span><br class=""><blockquote style="margin-top: 5pt; margin-bottom: 5pt;" class=""><div id="m_4203556398660599049m_-7437335923373879901m_1132838314240665954m_6998314322681409702yiv0629080922m_-325030616896161611m_-4511679000094156585ydpe09bd2abyiv1081911101m_-7279593121251915171m_-2244231308799728704x_ydp8b1453d8yahoo_quoted_4562140987" class=""><div id="m_4203556398660599049m_-7437335923373879901m_1132838314240665954m_6998314322681409702yiv0629080922m_-325030616896161611m_-4511679000094156585ydpe09bd2abyiv1081911101m_-7279593121251915171m_-2244231308799728704x_ydp8b1453d8yiv7202084357" class=""><span style="font-family: serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""> </span><br class=""><font face="serif" size="3" style="font-family: serif; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""><b class=""><br class=""></b></font><b style="font-size: 12px;" class=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: navy;" class="">Here are the winners:</span></b><br class=""><span style="font-family: serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""> </span><br class=""><span style="font-family: serif; font-size: 18pt; color: navy;" class="">1.</span><b style="font-family: serif; font-size: 18pt; color: navy;" class=""> Cashtration</b><span style="font-family: serif; font-size: 18pt; color: navy;" class=""> (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.</span><br class=""><font face="serif" size="5" style="font-family: serif; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""><br class=""></font><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: serif; color: navy;" class="">2.<b class=""> Ignoranus</b>: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: serif; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""> </span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: serif; color: rgb(51, 51, 51);" class=""> </span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: serif; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""> </span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: serif; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""> </span><br class=""><span style="font-family: serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""> </span><br class=""><span style="font-family: serif; font-size: 18pt; color: navy;" class="">3.</span><b style="font-family: serif; font-size: 18pt; color: navy;" class=""> Intaxication</b><span style="font-family: serif; font-size: 18pt; color: navy;" class="">: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.</span><br class=""><font face="serif" size="3" style="font-family: serif; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""><br class=""></font><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: serif; color: navy;" class="">4.<b class=""> Reintarnation</b>: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: serif; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""> </span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: serif; color: rgb(51, 51, 51);" class=""> </span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: serif; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""> </span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: serif; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""> </span><br class=""><span style="font-family: serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""> </span><br class=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: serif; color: navy;" class="">5.<b class=""> Bozone </b>( n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future. </span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: serif; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""> </span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: serif; color: rgb(51, 51, 51);" class=""> </span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: serif; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""> </span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: serif; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""> </span><br class=""><span style="font-family: serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""> </span><br class=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: serif; color: navy;" class="">6.<b class=""> Foreploy</b>: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid. </span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: serif; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""> </span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: serif; color: rgb(51, 51, 51);" class=""> </span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: serif; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""> </span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: serif; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""> </span><br class=""><span style="font-family: serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""> </span><br class=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: serif; color: navy;" class="">7.<b class=""> Giraffiti</b>: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high </span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: serif; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""> </span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: serif; color: rgb(51, 51, 51);" class=""> </span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: serif; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""> </span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: serif; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""> </span><br class=""><span style="font-family: serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""> </span><br class=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: serif; color: navy;" class="">8.<b class=""> Sarchasm</b>: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: serif; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""> </span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: serif; color: rgb(51, 51, 51);" class=""> </span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: serif; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""> </span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: serif; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""> </span><br class=""><span style="font-family: serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""> </span><br class=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: serif; color: navy;" class="">9.<b class=""> Inoculatte</b>: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: serif; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""> </span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: serif; color: rgb(51, 51, 51);" class=""> </span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: serif; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""> </span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: serif; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""> </span><br class=""><span style="font-family: serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""> </span><br class=""><span style="font-family: serif; font-size: 18pt; color: navy;" class="">10.</span><b style="font-family: serif; font-size: 18pt; color: navy;" class=""> Osteopornosis</b><span style="font-family: serif; font-size: 18pt; color: navy;" class="">: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)</span><br class=""><font face="serif" size="5" style="font-family: serif; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""><br class=""></font><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: serif; color: navy;" class="">11.<b class=""> Karmageddon</b>: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer. </span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: serif; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""> </span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: serif; color: rgb(51, 51, 51);" class=""> </span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: serif; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""> </span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: serif; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""> </span><br class=""><span style="font-family: serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""> </span><br class=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: serif; color: navy;" class="">12.<b class=""> Decafalon</b> (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: serif; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""> </span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: serif; color: rgb(51, 51, 51);" class=""> </span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: serif; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""> </span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: serif; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""> </span><br class=""><span style="font-family: serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""> </span><br class=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: serif; color: navy;" class="">13.<b class=""> Glibido</b>: All talk and no action. </span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: serif; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""> </span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: serif; color: rgb(51, 51, 51);" class=""> </span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: serif; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""> </span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: serif; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""> </span><br class=""><span style="font-family: serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""> </span><br class=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: serif; color: navy;" class="">14.<b class=""> Dopeler Effect</b>: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. </span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: serif; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""> </span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: serif; color: rgb(51, 51, 51);" class=""> </span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: serif; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""> </span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: serif; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""> </span><br class=""><span style="font-family: serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""> </span><br class=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: serif; color: navy;" class="">15.<b class=""> Arachnoleptic Fit</b> (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: serif; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""> </span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: serif; color: rgb(51, 51, 51);" class=""> </span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: serif; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""> </span><br class=""><span style="font-family: serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""> </span><br class=""><span style="font-family: serif; font-size: 18pt; color: navy;" class="">16.</span><b style="font-family: serif; font-size: 18pt; color: navy;" class=""> Beelzebug</b><span style="font-family: serif; font-size: 18pt; color: navy;" class=""> (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.</span><br class=""><font face="serif" size="5" style="font-family: serif; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""><br class=""></font><span style="font-family: serif; font-size: 18pt; color: navy;" class="">17.</span><b style="font-family: serif; font-size: 18pt; color: navy;" class=""> Caterpallor</b><span style="font-family: serif; font-size: 18pt; color: navy;" class=""> ( n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.</span><br class=""><font face="serif" size="5" style="font-family: serif; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""><b class=""><br class=""><br class=""></b></font><b style="font-size: 12px;" class=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: navy;" class="">The Washington Post has also published the winning submissions to its yearly contest in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words. </span></b><br class=""><b style="font-size: 12px;" class=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: navy;" class="">And the winners are:</span></b><br class=""><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""> </span><br class=""><span style="font-family: serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(51, 51, 51);" class=""> </span><br class=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: serif; color: navy;" class="">1.<b class=""> Coffee</b>, n. The person upon whom one coughs. </span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: serif; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""> </span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: serif; color: rgb(51, 51, 51);" class=""> </span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: serif; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""> </span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: serif; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""> </span><br class=""><span style="font-family: serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""> </span><br class=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: serif; color: navy;" class="">2.<b class=""> Flabbergasted</b>, adj. Appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained. </span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: serif; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""> </span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: serif; color: rgb(51, 51, 51);" class=""> </span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: serif; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""> </span><br class=""><span style="font-family: serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""> </span><br class=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: serif; color: navy;" class="">3.<b class=""> Abdicate</b>, v. To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: serif; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""> </span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: serif; color: rgb(51, 51, 51);" class=""> </span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: serif; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""> </span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: serif; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""> </span><br class=""><span style="font-family: serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""> </span><br class=""><span style="font-family: serif; font-size: 18pt; color: navy;" class="">4.</span><b style="font-family: serif; font-size: 18pt; color: navy;" class=""> esplanade</b><span style="font-family: serif; font-size: 18pt; color: navy;" class="">, v. To attempt an explanation while drunk.</span><br class=""><font face="serif" size="5" style="font-family: serif; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""><br class=""></font><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: serif; color: navy;" class="">5.<b class=""> Willy-nilly</b>, adj. Impotent. </span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: serif; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""> </span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: serif; color: rgb(51, 51, 51);" class=""> </span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: serif; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""> </span><br class=""><span style="font-family: serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""> </span><br class=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: serif; color: navy;" class="">6.<b class=""> Negligent</b>, adj. Absentmindedly answering the door when wearing only a nightgown.</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: serif; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""> </span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: serif; color: rgb(51, 51, 51);" class=""> </span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: serif; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""> </span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: serif; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""> </span><br class=""><span style="font-family: serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""> </span><br class=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: serif; color: navy;" class="">7.<b class=""> Lymph</b>, v To walk with a lisp.</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: serif; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""> </span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: serif; color: rgb(51, 51, 51);" class=""> </span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: serif; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""> </span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: serif; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""> </span><br class=""><span style="font-family: serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""> </span><br class=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: serif; color: navy;" class="">8.<b class=""> Gargoyle</b>, n. Olive-flavored mouthwash.</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: serif; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""> </span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: serif; color: rgb(51, 51, 51);" class=""> </span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: serif; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""> </span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: serif; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""> </span><br class=""><span style="font-family: serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""> </span><br class=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: serif; color: navy;" class="">9.<b class=""> Flatulence</b>, n. Emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been run over by a steamroller.</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: serif; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""> </span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: serif; color: rgb(51, 51, 51);" class=""> </span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: serif; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""> </span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: serif; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""> </span><br class=""><span style="font-family: serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""> </span><br class=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: serif; color: navy;" class="">10.<b class=""> Balderdash</b>, n. A rapidly receding hairline.</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: serif; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""> </span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: serif; color: rgb(51, 51, 51);" class=""> </span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: serif; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""> </span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: serif; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""> </span><br class=""><span style="font-family: serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""> </span><br class=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: serif; color: navy;" class="">11.<b class=""> Testicle</b>, n. A humorous question on an exam. </span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: serif; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""> </span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: serif; color: rgb(51, 51, 51);" class=""> </span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: serif; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""> </span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: serif; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""> </span><br class=""><span style="font-family: serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""> </span><br class=""><span style="font-family: serif; font-size: 18pt; color: navy;" class="">12.</span><b style="font-family: serif; font-size: 18pt; color: navy;" class=""> Rectitude</b><span style="font-family: serif; font-size: 18pt; color: navy;" class="">, n. The formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.</span><br class=""><font face="serif" size="5" style="font-family: serif; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""><br class=""></font><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: serif; color: navy;" class="">13.<b class=""> Pokemon</b>, n. A Rastafarian proctologist. </span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: serif; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""> </span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: serif; color: rgb(51, 51, 51);" class=""> </span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: serif; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""> </span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: serif; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""> </span><br class=""><span style="font-family: serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""> </span><br class=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: serif; color: navy;" class="">14.<b class=""> Oyster</b>, n. A person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms. </span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: serif; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""> </span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: serif; color: rgb(51, 51, 51);" class=""> </span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: serif; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""> </span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: serif; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""> </span><br class=""><span style="font-family: serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(38, 40, 42);" class=""> </span><br class=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: serif; color: navy;" class="">15.<b class=""> Frisbeetarianism</b>, n. 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