<div style="color:black;font: 10pt arial;">Read this. It's really very clever. Made me smile. Ginny<br>
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To: Ben Sochacki <benzacct@gmail.com><br>
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Sent: Tue, Apr 13, 2021 6:25 am<br>
Subject: Re: MCMR- Breaking News: Medical professionals regarding easing lockdown<br>
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<div>This makes a lot of sense to me Ben, even right to the end. Some very clever people wrote this.
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<div class="yiv8882848187">On Apr 12, 2021, at 6:19 PM, Ben Sochacki <<a rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" shape="rect" class="yiv8882848187" ymailto="mailto:benzacct@gmail.com" target="_blank" href="mailto:benzacct@gmail.com">benzacct@gmail.com</a>> wrote:</div>
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<div class="yiv8882848187msonormal" style="margin-bottom:12.0pt;"><span class="yiv8882848187" style="font-family:sans-serif;color:#26282A;">Medical
experts in the US today were asked if it is time to ease the
COVID lockdowns.</span><span class="yiv8882848187" style="color:#26282A;"><br clear="none" class="yiv8882848187">
</span><span class="yiv8882848187" style="font-family:sans-serif;color:#8E5656;"> </span><span class="yiv8882848187" style="color:#26282A;"><br clear="none" class="yiv8882848187">
</span><span class="yiv8882848187" style="font-family:sans-serif;color:#26282A;">Allergists
were in favor of scratching it, but Dermatologists advised not
to make any rash moves.</span></div>
<div class="yiv8882848187msonormal"><span class="yiv8882848187" style="font-family:sans-serif;color:#26282A;">Gastroenterologist
had a sort of a gut feeling about it, but Neurologists thought
the government had a lot of nerve.</span><span class="yiv8882848187" style="font-family:sans-serif;color:#8E5656;"> </span></div>
<div class="yiv8882848187msonormal" style="margin-bottom:12.0pt;"><span class="yiv8882848187" style="font-family:sans-serif;color:#26282A;">Obstetricians
felt certain everyone was laboring under a misconception, while
Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.</span></div>
<div class="yiv8882848187msonormal" style="margin-bottom:12.0pt;"><span class="yiv8882848187" style="font-family:sans-serif;color:#26282A;">Many
Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while Pediatricians
said, "Oh, grow up!"</span></div>
<div class="yiv8882848187msonormal" style="margin-bottom:12.0pt;"><span class="yiv8882848187" style="font-family:sans-serif;color:#26282A;">Psychiatrists
thought the whole idea was madness, while Radiologists could see
right through it.</span></div>
<div class="yiv8882848187msonormal"><span class="yiv8882848187" style="font-family:sans-serif;color:#26282A;">Surgeons
decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and pharmacists
claimed it would be a bitter pill to swallow.</span><span class="yiv8882848187" style="font-family:sans-serif;color:#8E5656;"> </span></div>
<div class="yiv8882848187msonormal"><span class="yiv8882848187" style="font-family:sans-serif;color:#26282A;">Plastic
Surgeons opined that this proposal would "put a whole new face
on the matter."</span><span class="yiv8882848187" style="font-family:sans-serif;color:#8E5656;"> </span></div>
<div class="yiv8882848187msonormal"><span class="yiv8882848187" style="font-family:sans-serif;color:#26282A;">Podiatrists
thought it was a step forward, but Urologists were pissed off by
the whole idea.</span><span class="yiv8882848187" style="font-family:sans-serif;color:#8E5656;"> </span></div>
<div class="yiv8882848187msonormal"><span class="yiv8882848187" style="font-family:sans-serif;color:#26282A;">Anesthetists
thought the whole idea was a gas, and Cardiologists didn't have
the heart to say no.</span><span class="yiv8882848187" style="font-family:sans-serif;color:#8E5656;"> </span></div>
<span class="yiv8882848187" style="font-family:sans-serif;color:#26282A;">In
the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up
to the assholes in politics.</span>
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