<html><body style="word-wrap: break-word; -webkit-nbsp-mode: space; -webkit-line-break: after-white-space; "><span class="Apple-Mail-URLShareSharedContentClass" style="position: relative !important; "><div class="original-url"><span style="line-height: 1.4; font-size: 23px; ">SCALIA ARRESTED TRYING TO BURN DOWN SUPREME COURT</span></div><div id="article" class="auto-hyphenated" style="-webkit-hyphens: auto; "><div class="page" style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Palatino, Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; line-height: 1.4; text-align: justify; "><p><img alt="borowitz-DOMA.jpg" width="290" height="322" style="float: left; margin-right: 12px; max-width: 100%; " id="bb67cbe8-bb9e-4cc2-b0e7-ca34cf3e0e0c" apple-width="yes" apple-height="yes" src="cid:59BF368C-139D-41F3-A39E-3B42E73AD3B1@att.net"></p><p><b>WASHINGTON</b> —In a shocking end to an illustrious legal career, police arrested Justice Antonin Scalia today as he attempted to set the Supreme Court building ablaze.</p><p>Justice Scalia, who had seemed calm and composed during the announcement of two major rulings this morning, was spotted by police minutes later outside the building, carrying a book of matches and a gallon of kerosene.</p><p>After police nabbed Justice Scalia and placed him in handcuffs, the Juror appeared “at peace and resigned to his fate,” a police spokesman said.</p><div><p>“He went quietly,” the spokesman said. “He just muttered something like, ‘I don’t want to live in a world like this.’ ”</p><p>Back at the Supreme Court, Justice Scalia’s colleagues said they hoped he would get the help he needed, except for Justice Clarence Thomas, who said nothing.</p><p><br></p></div></div></div></span><span class="Apple-Mail-URLShareUserContentBottomClass" style="line-height: 14px !important; text-align: left !important; "></span></body></html>