<div dir="ltr"><div class="gmail_default" style="font-family:georgia,serif;font-size:small">Why not just get the hook - for the whole current management of KZYX?</div><div class="gmail_default" style="font-family:georgia,serif;font-size:small">
Or term limits, of say, seven years?</div><div class="gmail_default" style="font-family:georgia,serif;font-size:small">Isn't 20 years long enough for one stattion manager?</div><div class="gmail_default" style="font-family:georgia,serif;font-size:small">
<br></div><div class="gmail_default" style="font-family:georgia,serif;font-size:small">With all due respect to Mary Aigner & friends, can we please move the stattion out of Philo, to Fort Bragg, Ukiah or Mendocino, so that more in the county, including the youth, can take part in our/their station?<br>
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On Wed, Mar 5, 2014 at 7:46 AM, David <span dir="ltr"><<a href="mailto:uw@kzyx.org" target="_blank">uw@kzyx.org</a>></span> wrote:<br><blockquote class="gmail_quote" style="margin:0 0 0 .8ex;border-left:1px #ccc solid;padding-left:1ex">
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<p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Arial"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial">At popular request I’ve been working on the 7-second censorship
guidebook. Once the delay unit has been activated all concerned will be trained
at their request (or management’s insistence) on how to use the 7-second
delay to obliterate a one hour public affairs program. The short version is as
follows:<u></u><u></u></span></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Arial"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial"><u></u> <u></u></span></font></p>
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<li class="MsoNormal"><font face="Arial"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial">Once the program host has
turned on the microphone to go on the air, immediately press the delay
button. That will keep the audience from hearing seven seconds of
questionable comments.<u></u><u></u></span></font></li>
<li class="MsoNormal"><font face="Arial"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial">Count to seven.<u></u><u></u></span></font></li>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Arial"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial"><u></u> <u></u></span></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Arial"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial">Then proceed as follows: <u></u><u></u></span></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Arial"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial"><u></u> <u></u></span></font></p>
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<li class="MsoNormal"><font face="Arial"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial">Press the button again.<u></u><u></u></span></font></li>
<li class="MsoNormal"><font face="Arial"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial">Count to seven.<u></u><u></u></span></font></li>
<li class="MsoNormal"><font face="Arial"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial">Press the button again.<u></u><u></u></span></font></li>
<li class="MsoNormal"><font face="Arial"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial">Repeat as needed. <u></u><u></u></span></font></li>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Arial"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial"><u></u> <u></u></span></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Arial"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial">Note: <u></u><u></u></span></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Arial"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial"><u></u> <u></u></span></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Arial"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial">: You will need to remain vigilant. <u></u><u></u></span></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Arial"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial">: 59-minutes of public affairs programming will require 506
consecutive button pushes. <u></u><u></u></span></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Arial"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial">: I know that the true believers, those committed to
maximizing the Big Brother nature of this Censorship machine will keep the
faith. <u></u><u></u></span></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Arial"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial">: Try alternating digits. Start with the index finger, then
use the thumb. <u></u><u></u></span></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Arial"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial">: Others prefer to use the right index finger, then the left
index finger. <u></u><u></u></span></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Arial"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial">: As an option, lefties may use the left index finger first.<u></u><u></u></span></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Arial"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial">: (The index finger is the pointy one next to your thumb used
to, oh, ah, point to things.)<u></u><u></u></span></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Arial"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial">: By alternating fingers you may be able to extend your time
at the button.<u></u><u></u></span></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Arial"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial">: Consider organizing into groups of two or more to handle 56-second
shifts. <u></u><u></u></span></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Arial"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial">: You may wish to organize into teams of believers to alternate
pushing the button.<u></u><u></u></span></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Arial"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial">: Please limber up before you approach the delay unit. <u></u><u></u></span></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Arial"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial">: You may wish to keep a tube of hand cream available. <u></u><u></u></span></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Arial"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial">: Also, we will be placing the 73-page guidebook in the
studio. In it you’ll find the long history of 7-second censorship, from Abraham
Lincoln’s original 285-word Gettysburg Address (later censored to 272
words), to Guglielmo Marconi’s first foray into the 7-second machine in
1923, to the arrest (in 1964) of William T. “Buzzy” Watson for
secretly installing the machine in the studio of KFRC to stop the Beatles from
being played, and more. It’s a real page turner.<u></u><u></u></span></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Arial"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial"><u></u> <u></u></span></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Arial"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial">Keep the faith. Be strong. We can change the world, seven
seconds at a time.<u></u><u></u></span></font></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Bodoni MT Black"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Bodoni MT Black"">David Steffen</span></font><u></u><u></u></p>
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