<html><head><meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html charset=us-ascii"></head><body style="word-wrap: break-word; -webkit-nbsp-mode: space; -webkit-line-break: after-white-space;"><div><div apple-content-edited="true"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: separate; border-spacing: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: separate; orphans: 2; text-align: -webkit-auto; widows: 2; border-spacing: 0px;"><div style="word-wrap: break-word; -webkit-nbsp-mode: space; -webkit-line-break: after-white-space;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: separate; text-align: -webkit-auto; border-spacing: 0px;"><div style="word-wrap: break-word; -webkit-nbsp-mode: space; -webkit-line-break: after-white-space;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: separate; text-align: -webkit-auto; border-spacing: 0px;"><div style="word-wrap: break-word; -webkit-nbsp-mode: space; -webkit-line-break: after-white-space;"><div><span style="orphans: auto; widows: auto;">Greetings,</span><div style="orphans: auto; widows: auto;"><br></div><div style="orphans: auto; widows: auto;">Laugh at these sad but true sayings, which is why we will all VOTE Yes on Measure S: <div><br></div><div>If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.--Jay Leno<br><br>The problem with political jokes is they get elected.--Henry Cate, VII<br><br>We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public<br>office.--Aesop<br><br>If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these State of the Union<br>speeches, there wouldn?t be any inducement to go to heaven.--Will Rogers<br><br>Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even<br>where there is no river.--Nikita Khrushchev<br><br>When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I?m<br>beginning to believe it.--Clarence Darrow<br><br>Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your<br>opponents will do it for you.--Author unknown<br><br>Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel,<br>go out and buy some more tunnel.--John Quinton<br><br>Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign<br>funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.--Oscar<br>Ameringer<br><br>I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I<br>will stop telling the truth about them.--Adlai Stevenson, campaign speech,<br>1952<br><br>A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.--Tex<br>Guinan<br><br>I have come to the conclusion that politics is too serious a matter to be<br>left to the politicians.--Charles de Gaulle<br><br>Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to<br>change the locks.--Doug Larson<br><br>Cheers,<br><div apple-content-edited="true"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: separate; border-spacing: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: separate; orphans: 2; text-align: -webkit-auto; widows: 2; border-spacing: 0px;"><div style="word-wrap: break-word; -webkit-nbsp-mode: space; -webkit-line-break: after-white-space;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: separate; text-align: -webkit-auto; border-spacing: 0px;"><div style="word-wrap: break-word; -webkit-nbsp-mode: space; -webkit-line-break: after-white-space;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: separate; text-align: -webkit-auto; border-spacing: 0px;"><div style="word-wrap: break-word; -webkit-nbsp-mode: space; -webkit-line-break: after-white-space;">Linda</div></span></div></span></div></span></span></div></div></div></div></div></span></div></span></div></span></span></div></div></body></html>